You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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