i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
