Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
