He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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