I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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