Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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