Your tits are I can't wait for
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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