how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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