So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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