Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
In America we eat man semen.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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