ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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