Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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