Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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