He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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