I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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