If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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