My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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