Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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