I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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