Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Boobs speak an international language.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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