Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name