let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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