sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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