new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
even my farts smell like vagina
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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