Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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