you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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