Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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