If that was your dad, he is hot
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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