Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity