We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.