We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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I want a musical about memes.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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