I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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