you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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