i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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