My brain says no but my pants say off.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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