White coat. Heels.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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