? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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