We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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