Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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