By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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