ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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