do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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