I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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