I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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