I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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