windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
All I want is dick and wine.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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