Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today