And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.