just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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