From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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