That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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