I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine